Google keeps impressing me!

The short version of the article linked in the title is that a UPS driver, upon trying to deliver a package when the resident was not home decided to make his job easier and sign on behalf of the resident and just leave the package.  The UPS driver signed "Terrorist" as the name of the turban wearing Sikh whom the package was to be delivered to.  This was the ad attached to the article.

Yes, that's one ad for Turbans and one ad for a UPS Franchise.  That's using keywords right.  I especially like that the Turbans being offered are "for hair loss or fashion", not any religious preference.