Lazy name change

Erik has brought to my attention that I was lazy with my choice of Loddie and I changing our last names.  The following are the rules:


Each party to the marriage may adopt any of the following last names:

• The current last name of the other spouse.
• The last name of either spouse given at birth.
• A name combining into a single last name all or a segment of the current last name or the last name of either spouse given at birth.
• A hyphenated combination of last names.

There are many possibilities given these rules, and obviously I'm only talking about the third rule.  Only a few minutes of brainstorming came up with Arse (ironic to go from foot to ass, right?), Ooaga, Oo, Goose, aGoose, aFoose, and then stretching it maybe Ooaa, Aooga, Shag, Hog...

Submissions in the comments are welcome!