Prostitute Shuffle

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Sorry, sometimes blurting out the first thing that pops into your head really isn't all that helpful.  What I really meant to say was: Why is it that prostitutes (or someone you at least expect to be a prostitute based on their clothing, vacant look, actions) can't seem to walk in the high heels that are required by their vocation?  This of course doesn't apply to the movie prostitutes but I feel like the ones in real life shuffle and teeter like they're some little kid who just broke into mommies closet and it wearing big girl shoes.  Maybe there are other reasons that I'm just not privy to and I understand (although I don't believe it myself) that high heels are difficult to walk in for the most part, but if you're doing it all the time you really should get better at it.